I would take her to the prom. I would take to her the after party. I would invite Jessica to sing “I think I am love” while I make prom love to her sister. Would.
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Look, I’m all for bigger women doing their thang but this is a little overboard. Her dress wants to punch her in the face right meow. It looks like she is an anaconda and the dress is the four skin trying to shed. Time to take it off….
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I’m going to make it short before Jordan kills me with a tooth brush that was sharpened down to slice and dice. Sweeeeeeeet.
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Sweet sword dude. The wreath doesn’t go with your guys outfits just so you know. Are you supposed to be Captain Jack Sparrow? Fail if so…..
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Look I love a chick that has a gun. However, I don’t like a chick that would use a gun when I’m trying to get my grind on and potentially set up another chica to join forces with us at the after party. This picture usually ends with me getting my penis shot off….just sayin.
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My head hurts. And eyes. Oh hey pink dress. Would. Of course when I was in high school.
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Who Doesn’t Belong?
Posted on 07. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Lets play… Who doesn’t belong? Is it the creeper girl praying to Jesus? Is it the black guy with a Yankees cap on at a prom? What about the white girl death staring at the girl making out with her ex b fried? Answer is NOTA. Leave a comment when you find it. One of [...]
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One Night In Paris Or…….
Posted on 06. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
NBD. It’s just an awesome set up at our high school. If I was at this prom, I would try to climb the tower and pound my Smirnoff Ice just cause I’m a bad ass and thats what I do.
Terrible picture BTW, he probably didn’t even make love.
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We’re Backkkk!
Posted on 30. Jun, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sorry for the delay. We was off da grid in Australia. Whoops. Anywayzzzzz dawg….
Alice in Wonderland, I think. Hopefully she used that cane to get what she wanted by the end of the night. BTW, I wouldn’t be seen outside dead with that outfit, let alone at a lake.
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Americaaaa, F Yeah!
Posted on 21. Jun, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Were coming again to save the mutha f*&*^% day now! What a patriotic duct tape prom outfit. Even better background, it goes with the theme….
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