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Red Carpet Affair?
Posted on24. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
This picture is a straight hot mess. We got a police officer with a baton, a cop car in the back, an ambulance and a guy that looks like his prom outfit was made in Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory. Shocker…..
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Us Men Like It If…
Posted on22. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
You are hot. Wearing little clothes to the Prom is genius because it’s less work for us at the after party @ Motel 6. Not if you are this one…just sayin.
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Burnt
Posted on20. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
It’s only cool when the other person doesn’t see or give you the WTF look, you know, the one where they stare at you like you are 7. You get rabbit ears when you go overboard on the Prom pose. This isn’t Glee. No homo.
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Same Creeper
Posted on18. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Dude, this kid in the middle far left is just creeping on multiple group photos. He was in one early that I saw. The chick looks extremely uncomfortable by him and his molester smile. NEXT.
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I Like Drugs Too
Posted on18. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
It looks like they used Microsoft Paint while on Acid. I wouldn’t know both, I only use Photoshop CS5 and take massive amounts of PCP. Two great combos not needed for High School Prom folks.
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No Thank You
Posted on17. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sorry sweetie, but taking the “look at my great ass” picture while in a duct tape dress, dis es no bueno. Feel sorry for Jew fro having to put up with your shiat all night. I can tell you are a meanie and didn’t even give him a sandpaper rub and tug that evening.
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Love It
Posted on13. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
I freakin love this. Great shot and majority of the chicas I would make sweet love to. Kudos peeps.
Is it me or the guy in the middle looks like he is 9′7′12? Jumping pretty high for being powder white.
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No Chance in Hell
Posted on11. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Edward Scissor hands meets Gang of New York outfits. No chance I would ever wear this outfit, even if Megan Fox was my date and she would make love in a cheap hotel with me. Okay I lied. But I typically only have sex in Westin Hotels because they have the heavenly beds. Whoops. Write [...]
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Willy Wonka’s Sons
Posted on10. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Zoo creatures and orange spray tans are not two things that go well together at Proms. Hopefully no chicas gave them HJ’s that night. They can save it for each other if they want to continue to dress like that.
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Creeper
Posted on07. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
The guy on the bottom is creeping me out. Not sure who ever, in the history of prom photos, would have a pose like that. It looks like he has molesting young children on his mind.
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