Archive for 'Couples'
A Hot Mess
Posted on10. Jun, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Too much spray tan and whoever decorated this scene should be snipered….that was mean, I’m sorry. But the decoration is definitely sub par and I would never be caught dead in a Wonderland scene like that. My waterfalls don’t have electric cords from them. Just sayin.
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True Dat
Posted on08. Jun, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
What have we been saying all along?
We apologize for not updating Funny Prom the past two weeks. One of our partners decided it was cool to get mad when he got ICED and left our company. Actually we don’t apologize because now the posts will be funny. F*&^ off Ryan and I hope Quiznos subs [...]
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Burnt
Posted on20. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
It’s only cool when the other person doesn’t see or give you the WTF look, you know, the one where they stare at you like you are 7. You get rabbit ears when you go overboard on the Prom pose. This isn’t Glee. No homo.
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No Thank You
Posted on17. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sorry sweetie, but taking the “look at my great ass” picture while in a duct tape dress, dis es no bueno. Feel sorry for Jew fro having to put up with your shiat all night. I can tell you are a meanie and didn’t even give him a sandpaper rub and tug that evening.
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Willy Wonka’s Sons
Posted on10. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Zoo creatures and orange spray tans are not two things that go well together at Proms. Hopefully no chicas gave them HJ’s that night. They can save it for each other if they want to continue to dress like that.
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Another Duct Tape Prom
Posted on05. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Yes…..this was in 2009. Tea and crumpets style. Pretty real backdrop. Could have sworn they were at a pond with an tree hanging from the sky but I know better. I love her cane. Hopefully he she used it and told him towards the end of the night, “thou shall not paaaassssssss.”
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Higher Please
Posted on03. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sir, your pants are ridiculously high. Gold cross chain with a couple more dangling carelessly in the wind= No bueno. It’s also a plus, I hear, when your date is taller then you. Just sayin… Don’t get all SMS on me visitors.
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Attention to Detail Much?
Posted on03. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
No offense, but when I was in high school I was spending more time getting my slinky wd-40′d rather then spending an insane amount of time on a suit that I will wear for 3 hours. Wait, no chance in hell I would wear this one. Clean it up you two.
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Pee Pee Showie
Posted on28. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Do you think he really hit them with the hairy piece? I’m going to say yes because both guys are meat gazing to the extreme. Oh and they are smiling. Creepers.
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She Looks Amused
Posted on21. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
You look happy sweetheart. Didn’t make your dress? I don’t blame you. Hopefully no sweet HJ’s were given out that night…..just sayin.
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