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Captain Jack Sparrow

Creepy Chaperone — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:10:07 +0000

Sweet sword dude. The wreath doesn’t go with your guys outfits just so you know. Are you supposed to be Captain Jack Sparrow? Fail if so…..

We’re Backkkk!

Creepy Chaperone — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:52:00 +0000

Sorry for the delay. We was off da grid in Australia. Whoops. Anywayzzzzz dawg….

Alice in Wonderland, I think. Hopefully she used that cane to get what she wanted by the end of the night. BTW, I wouldn’t be seen outside dead with that outfit, let alone at a lake.

Americaaaa, F Yeah!

Creepy Chaperone — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 18:13:39 +0000

Were coming again to save the mutha f*&*^% day now! What a patriotic duct tape prom outfit. Even better background, it goes with the theme….

No Thank You

Creepy Chaperone — Mon, 17 May 2010 17:10:36 +0000

Sorry sweetie, but taking the “look at my great ass” picture while in a duct tape dress, dis es no bueno. Feel sorry for Jew fro having to put up with your shiat all night. I can tell you are a meanie and didn’t even give him a sandpaper rub and tug that evening.

No Chance in Hell

Creepy Chaperone — Tue, 11 May 2010 04:23:29 +0000

Edward Scissor hands meets Gang of New York outfits. No chance I would ever wear this outfit, even if Megan Fox was my date and she would make love in a cheap hotel with me. Okay I lied. But I typically only have sex in Westin Hotels because they have the heavenly beds. Whoops. Write that down.

Another Duct Tape Prom

Creepy Chaperone — Wed, 05 May 2010 17:22:13 +0000

Yes…..this was in 2009. Tea and crumpets style. Pretty real backdrop. Could have sworn they were at a pond with an tree hanging from the sky but I know better. I love her cane. Hopefully he she used it and told him towards the end of the night, “thou shall not paaaassssssss.”

Attention to Detail Much?

Creepy Chaperone — Mon, 03 May 2010 05:41:01 +0000

No offense, but when I was in high school I was spending more time getting my slinky wd-40′d rather then spending an insane amount of time on a suit that I will wear for 3 hours. Wait, no chance in hell I would wear this one. Clean it up you two.

She Looks Amused

Creepy Chaperone — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 05:32:25 +0000

You look happy sweetheart. Didn’t make your dress? I don’t blame you. Hopefully no sweet HJ’s were given out that night…..just sayin.

Genius Chucks

Creepy Chaperone — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 05:37:36 +0000

Do it. Genius hat and top it off with some Chucks. Kudos my friend.

Sticking with Duct Tape

Creepy Chaperone — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 02:08:05 +0000

This is by far the best duct tape suit I have seen to date. I might actually wear this when I go on a date this weekend with a sub par chick who loves to make love without protection. Yay! Condoms rule!