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Soooooooooo…..

Creepy Chaperone — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:38:36 +0000

Look, I’m all for bigger women doing their thang but this is a little overboard. Her dress wants to punch her in the face right meow. It looks like she is an anaconda and the dress is the four skin trying to shed. Time to take it off….

Damn Son

Creepy Chaperone — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 05:41:52 +0000

I’m going to make it short before Jordan kills me with a tooth brush that was sharpened down to slice and dice. Sweeeeeeeet.

Greatest Prom Date Ever?

Creepy Chaperone — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 17:18:20 +0000

Look I love a chick that has a gun. However, I don’t like a chick that would use a gun when I’m trying to get my grind on and potentially set up another chica to join forces with us at the after party. This picture usually ends with me getting my penis shot off….just sayin.

Red Carpet Affair?

Creepy Chaperone — Mon, 24 May 2010 18:22:46 +0000

This picture is a straight hot mess. We got a police officer with a baton, a cop car in the back, an ambulance and a guy that looks like his prom outfit was made in Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory. Shocker…..

Higher Please

Creepy Chaperone — Mon, 03 May 2010 05:44:49 +0000

Sir, your pants are ridiculously high. Gold cross chain with a couple more dangling carelessly in the wind= No bueno. It’s also a plus, I hear, when your date is taller then you. Just sayin… Don’t get all SMS on me visitors.

Again with the Preggers

Creepy Chaperone — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 06:11:44 +0000

If you got it, flaunt it. That’s my motto. Unfortunately we shouldn’t allow it in this situation. Its kind of like having a baby on board sticker on your car. People see it but are not going to slow down or cut you off to get to their destination. In this case, fellow Prom members will be hitting the ground running when she asked some homies to dance.

Gucci Mane and Bow Tie

Creepy Chaperone — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 04:08:47 +0000

Everyone is trying waaaaayyyyy tooooo hard in this picture. Except for my future wife on the bottom left. Why the F$%# was she not the Prom Princess? Bullshit. I would totally rub the small of her back. Since I drink Dos Equis and I’m the most interesting man on the planet, she would call me out to the dance floor and do the stanky leg….with our close on.

Stay thirsty my friends.

This video is where those outfits came…..my favorite rapper.

Gucci Mane Dress

Creepy Chaperone — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 17:12:00 +0000

Gucci! Yep. Does the chick in the middle have gold teeth? F*** yeah she does. The girls on the right are all good in my book, its the sloot on the left trying to get some work done tonight on the dance floor. Possibly enticing a large individual to poke his fingers through her dress for a classic reach around. Ew. Sorry for the visual my friends.

Would

Creepy Chaperone — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 04:56:16 +0000

I definitely would with the chick on the left. But by the looks of it, one of these guys would sniper me if I would try. Lets keep it friendly.

Red Carpet Prom

Creepy Chaperone — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 06:58:11 +0000

Roll out the red carpet please. How racist can people be? They take their prom picture when there is a cop walking in the back ground?

Anyways, this guy has the movements down…..point and wear sunglasses.