Archive for 'Hot Chicks'
Would
Posted on29. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
I would take her to the prom. I would take to her the after party. I would invite Jessica to sing “I think I am love” while I make prom love to her sister. Would.
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Hot Chicks and Terrible Angles
Posted on09. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
My head hurts. And eyes. Oh hey pink dress. Would. Of course when I was in high school.
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Bowl Cuts and Love Making
Posted on17. Jun, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Luckkkkkkyyyy…If I cut my hair like this kid will I get a shoulder touch? Its almost like he used two types of large bowls to cut his hair. Kudos homie. Hopefully you pounded at the Holiday Inn after party after crushing 14 Smirnoff Ice’s.
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Less is More at the Prom
Posted on15. Jun, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Granted it is a slutty dress but who cares. I would have when I was in High School, no questioning. If you wear that to the Prom, you are begging to be invited to the after party at the Holiday Inn. Oh wait, I think they are each others date! I’m wet.
Looks like someone in [...]
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Us Men Like It If…
Posted on22. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
You are hot. Wearing little clothes to the Prom is genius because it’s less work for us at the after party @ Motel 6. Not if you are this one…just sayin.
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Making Love
Posted on04. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
First two on the left…Would. It’s okay, if this was a Soph Hop picture we are still good. She would be 18 by now since this was in 2007. Whew!
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Whah Whah
Posted on28. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Damn homie. Chalk it up as a bad day I guess. Or year in your case probably. Sweet suit though. Too bad the only chance of getting undressed that night was from your Mother. Ohhhhhhh. Pow!
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Gucci Mane and Bow Tie
Posted on26. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Everyone is trying waaaaayyyyy tooooo hard in this picture. Except for my future wife on the bottom left. Why the F$%# was she not the Prom Princess? Bullshit. I would totally rub the small of her back. Since I drink Dos Equis and I’m the most interesting man on the planet, she would call me [...]
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Terrrrrrible Prom Dress
Posted on22. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
So what do you get when cat woman and a wedding dress have unprotected sex? This lovely outfit appears 9 months later. Happy Thursday homies. Click on our freaking ads one time so we can make some money. Yeah selfless promotion. Carebears.
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Huge Corsages and Sweet Sunglasses
Posted on20. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Wow. You thought you were hot shit. Awesome 80’s sunglasses that match perfectly with your sparkly dress. Nah, I’m just kidding. Terrible display of being a bad ass.
Those corsages had to of break the bank. What sort of favors did you ladies pull of to deserve those? Rubbing the small of your man’s back always [...]
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