Archive for 'Hot Chicks'
A Little Frisky
Posted on01. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sure. Sure. Sure. Ummmm. Sure
Big fan ladies. Why the garter belt? The one on the left is getting a little too excited to show hers. I kind of wish this was a gif photo.
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Sweet Collar
Posted on31. Mar, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sweet cell phone and bow tie inside your collar. Yeah, that’s how its supposed to be. You don’t deserve to hold her hand and take a limo ride while looking up her skirt. You deserve be be snipered from a tree. The end.
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Would. Would. Would. Would.
Posted on30. Mar, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
I would let her do God awful things to me. Would. Hopefully that is a pearl necklace she has on, can’t tell.
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Wa Wa Wa Winner
Posted on30. Mar, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
That a boy. Your hand goes the other way. You will get it soon enough…..probably on the next Casey and Jo Jo song. Kudos for getting the center on the varsity basketball team to allow you to play finger darts on the dance floor. We can all aspire….
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Would
Posted on25. Mar, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
I definitely would with the chick on the left. But by the looks of it, one of these guys would sniper me if I would try. Lets keep it friendly.
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Which One Does Not Belong?
Posted on17. Mar, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Trick question. Besides the fact that this guy gets to take three girls to the prom,. he has one of the greatest mullets ever witnessed.
Would. Would. Would Not. Would.
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Predicting your Future.
Posted on17. Mar, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Let me quickly predict your future. You will end up at a Comfort Inn, maybe a Fairfield Inn, between the hours of 1 o’clock and 3 o’clock in the morning. Around 9 o’clock you will wake up with someone that wasn’t your date and things will imediatly become awkward. You will then go to Waffle [...]
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Duct Tape Hottie
Posted on11. Mar, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Kudos my friend for asking this hottie to the prom. Did you send a note to her Algebra class with a rose attached? No? Me neither. I hope to God you made sweet passionate love at a random Holiday Inn. I would wear that outfit too if she rubbed the small of my back.
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Big Fan
Posted on07. Mar, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Love the craftsmanship of the bricks. The waterfalls are a great accent along with the stone. I love the slate on the fence. Oh yeah and I would make love with 75% of the girls. They would be handed a sweet corsage along with a sweet hotel room.

