Archive for 'Old School'
Ummm Yeah
Posted on05. Aug, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
It might have been awkward then to some people but you should ask the people who wore them back then. Yeah, 100% of them said they scored and made love at the same time. The girls replied, “It’s cause of the Chucks.”
Thats why I have 46 pairs of them. Juries still out on my love [...]
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White Night
Posted on26. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
This guy looks like a drug addicted Adam Samberg. “I threw it on the ground!” His pink belt is non verbal communication clearly stating, “Pull this off and you can have some of my juice box.”
No homo.
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Straight as a Corkscrew
Posted on29. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
How many gay guys can you count? The girls are just ploys to act like ballers. Guy on right has a crazy awesome ear ring. I never got the whole shoe as a phone deal. I’m lost completely on this one.
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Great Hair Day
Posted on27. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Just a few quick questions…
Do you think they have Europe “Final Countdown” as their prom theme song?
Do you think any of them used a condom during their late night festivities?
What was the wine cooler of choice for the evening?
All in all this is one of the greatest photos I have ever seen. You’re welcome.
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Again with the Preggers
Posted on27. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
If you got it, flaunt it. That’s my motto. Unfortunately we shouldn’t allow it in this situation. Its kind of like having a baby on board sticker on your car. People see it but are not going to slow down or cut you off to get to their destination. In this case, fellow Prom members [...]
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Not Happy?
Posted on14. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Why the sad face sweetheart? Didn’t get chosen by the right guy? Well that’s because you look like a wildebeest. Just sayin….cheer up sugar.
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Gucci Mane Dress
Posted on13. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Gucci! Yep. Does the chick in the middle have gold teeth? F*** yeah she does. The girls on the right are all good in my book, its the sloot on the left trying to get some work done tonight on the dance floor. Possibly enticing a large individual to poke his fingers through her dress [...]
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Rock Band 80’s Style
Posted on08. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Monster Ballads galore!!!!! Metal guitars!!! Ahhhhhh!!!! Mullets!! Crazy shoulder poofs that are bigger than “the fridge’s” shoulder pads. Do you think they had out of control bushes at the time of this photo? Answer no. They trimmed it up using a 4 and blended the side with a 6.
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My Face Ahhhhh!
Posted on06. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Dont worry sweetheart, I wouldn’t blame you for tornadoing his face. He did you wrong at the prom. It was almost 20 years ago, you can let go and move on with your life. I’m sure creeper did.
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Hot Mess Dress Central
Posted on30. Mar, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Wow. First an old school metal chair and then awesome puffy flower white snow? Never will I ever go to the Prom with a chick that wears that dress. I would rather hang myself from the crystal ball on the dance floor then be seen with that. The only acceptable thing is if I was [...]
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