Archive for 'Poses'
Ummm Yeah
Posted on05. Aug, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
It might have been awkward then to some people but you should ask the people who wore them back then. Yeah, 100% of them said they scored and made love at the same time. The girls replied, “It’s cause of the Chucks.”
Thats why I have 46 pairs of them. Juries still out on my love [...]
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Do Work Son
Posted on02. Aug, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
The only reason this is acceptable is because homie looks like he is 11 1/2 and just started to grow hair on his head. With that being said it is still a coin flip on his part taking a girl that looks like a boy who is uglier than him when described as the same [...]
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Would
Posted on29. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
I would take her to the prom. I would take to her the after party. I would invite Jessica to sing “I think I am love” while I make prom love to her sister. Would.
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Soooooooooo…..
Posted on26. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Look, I’m all for bigger women doing their thang but this is a little overboard. Her dress wants to punch her in the face right meow. It looks like she is an anaconda and the dress is the four skin trying to shed. Time to take it off….
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Damn Son
Posted on20. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
I’m going to make it short before Jordan kills me with a tooth brush that was sharpened down to slice and dice. Sweeeeeeeet.
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Captain Jack Sparrow
Posted on16. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sweet sword dude. The wreath doesn’t go with your guys outfits just so you know. Are you supposed to be Captain Jack Sparrow? Fail if so…..
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Greatest Prom Date Ever?
Posted on13. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Look I love a chick that has a gun. However, I don’t like a chick that would use a gun when I’m trying to get my grind on and potentially set up another chica to join forces with us at the after party. This picture usually ends with me getting my penis shot off….just sayin.
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Hot Chicks and Terrible Angles
Posted on09. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
My head hurts. And eyes. Oh hey pink dress. Would. Of course when I was in high school.
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Who Doesn’t Belong?
Posted on07. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Lets play… Who doesn’t belong? Is it the creeper girl praying to Jesus? Is it the black guy with a Yankees cap on at a prom? What about the white girl death staring at the girl making out with her ex b fried? Answer is NOTA. Leave a comment when you find it. One of [...]
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One Night In Paris Or…….
Posted on06. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
NBD. It’s just an awesome set up at our high school. If I was at this prom, I would try to climb the tower and pound my Smirnoff Ice just cause I’m a bad ass and thats what I do.
Terrible picture BTW, he probably didn’t even make love.
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