Archive for 'Poses'
Us Men Like It If…
Posted on22. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
You are hot. Wearing little clothes to the Prom is genius because it’s less work for us at the after party @ Motel 6. Not if you are this one…just sayin.
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Burnt
Posted on20. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
It’s only cool when the other person doesn’t see or give you the WTF look, you know, the one where they stare at you like you are 7. You get rabbit ears when you go overboard on the Prom pose. This isn’t Glee. No homo.
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I Like Drugs Too
Posted on18. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
It looks like they used Microsoft Paint while on Acid. I wouldn’t know both, I only use Photoshop CS5 and take massive amounts of PCP. Two great combos not needed for High School Prom folks.
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No Thank You
Posted on17. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sorry sweetie, but taking the “look at my great ass” picture while in a duct tape dress, dis es no bueno. Feel sorry for Jew fro having to put up with your shiat all night. I can tell you are a meanie and didn’t even give him a sandpaper rub and tug that evening.
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Willy Wonka’s Sons
Posted on10. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Zoo creatures and orange spray tans are not two things that go well together at Proms. Hopefully no chicas gave them HJ’s that night. They can save it for each other if they want to continue to dress like that.
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Creeper
Posted on07. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
The guy on the bottom is creeping me out. Not sure who ever, in the history of prom photos, would have a pose like that. It looks like he has molesting young children on his mind.
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Another Duct Tape Prom
Posted on05. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Yes…..this was in 2009. Tea and crumpets style. Pretty real backdrop. Could have sworn they were at a pond with an tree hanging from the sky but I know better. I love her cane. Hopefully he she used it and told him towards the end of the night, “thou shall not paaaassssssss.”
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Just a Proof
Posted on04. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Thank God it’s just a proof and not the real deal. If I were that dog I would bark my way to the nearest rope to hang myself. No dog should ever get treated like that. The dog’s in those Sarah Mclachlan commercials are happier then this one. Just sayin….she f#$#&* painted it purple. Sweet [...]
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Higher Please
Posted on03. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sir, your pants are ridiculously high. Gold cross chain with a couple more dangling carelessly in the wind= No bueno. It’s also a plus, I hear, when your date is taller then you. Just sayin… Don’t get all SMS on me visitors.
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Pee Pee Showie
Posted on28. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Do you think he really hit them with the hairy piece? I’m going to say yes because both guys are meat gazing to the extreme. Oh and they are smiling. Creepers.
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