Tag Archives: duct tape
Captain Jack Sparrow
Posted on16. Jul, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sweet sword dude. The wreath doesn’t go with your guys outfits just so you know. Are you supposed to be Captain Jack Sparrow? Fail if so…..
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We’re Backkkk!
Posted on30. Jun, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sorry for the delay. We was off da grid in Australia. Whoops. Anywayzzzzz dawg….
Alice in Wonderland, I think. Hopefully she used that cane to get what she wanted by the end of the night. BTW, I wouldn’t be seen outside dead with that outfit, let alone at a lake.
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Americaaaa, F Yeah!
Posted on21. Jun, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Were coming again to save the mutha f*&*^% day now! What a patriotic duct tape prom outfit. Even better background, it goes with the theme….
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No Thank You
Posted on17. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Sorry sweetie, but taking the “look at my great ass” picture while in a duct tape dress, dis es no bueno. Feel sorry for Jew fro having to put up with your shiat all night. I can tell you are a meanie and didn’t even give him a sandpaper rub and tug that evening.
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No Chance in Hell
Posted on11. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Edward Scissor hands meets Gang of New York outfits. No chance I would ever wear this outfit, even if Megan Fox was my date and she would make love in a cheap hotel with me. Okay I lied. But I typically only have sex in Westin Hotels because they have the heavenly beds. Whoops. Write [...]
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Attention to Detail Much?
Posted on03. May, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
No offense, but when I was in high school I was spending more time getting my slinky wd-40′d rather then spending an insane amount of time on a suit that I will wear for 3 hours. Wait, no chance in hell I would wear this one. Clean it up you two.
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She Looks Amused
Posted on21. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
You look happy sweetheart. Didn’t make your dress? I don’t blame you. Hopefully no sweet HJ’s were given out that night…..just sayin.
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Sticking with Duct Tape
Posted on13. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
This is by far the best duct tape suit I have seen to date. I might actually wear this when I go on a date this weekend with a sub par chick who loves to make love without protection. Yay! Condoms rule!
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Duct Tape Rainbows. Yay!
Posted on07. Apr, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
[Props TryingTooHard.org]
My main problem/concern for this gentlemen is how on earth are you going to get that dress off in your guys random Holiday Inn? Yours might be a little more difficult but I’m straight.
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Sweet Hair
Posted on24. Mar, 2010 by Creepy Chaperone.
Screw making fun of the duct tape. Look at this clowns hair. It looks like a douchier Matthew Maconohay. See. Image. Below.
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